Ingredients

125 g of cookies accepted without reading
200 g of blindly signed terms and conditions
1 institutional dough
Toxic privacy frosting, false-security flavour
Childlike decoration — any candy or ultra-processed treat will do

Preparation

Mix the accepted cookies with the terms and conditions until you obtain a sticky base of automatic consent.

Pour over the institutional dough, previously shaped into a decorative control mould.

Cover generously with toxic privacy frosting, whisking until it resembles protection.

Finish with childlike decoration — extra points if it is colourful, shiny and completely artificial.