They say friendship cannot be bought.But what if it arrived as packaging?

Did you receive five boxes for a single USB cable?Perfect. Seven deliveries this week and absolutely no idea what to do with all those empty, torn boxes?Don’t worry.

You are only one box — and one set of assembly instructions — away from meeting your new best friend:

Remedios 01.

The companion who will never judge your spending habits…

because those very habits created it.

Designed with accidental precision.

Its architecture: unstable.Its purpose: unclear. Its presence: unsettling, yet strangely endearing.

Remedios 01 was not assembled in Silicon Valley.Not even in a Chinese factory.

It comes to life in your own home using our official instructions and your own torn, empty boxes —

after sweat, guilt and cardboard.A miracle of Domestic Emotional Robotics Engineering, now within reach.

Need emotional support?Ask Remedios anything you like.Except to light your cigarette.That is beyond its specifications.

More assembly instructions coming soon. Open source, of course.